A poem of sorts I remembered from my childhood. I found this article on it: Announcer's Test
- One hen
- Two ducks
- Three squawking geese
- Four limerick oysters
- Five corpulent porpoises
- Six pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers
- Seven Thousand Macedonians in full battle array
- Eight Brass Monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt
- Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
- Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, and all at the same time
